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Diplock
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I want to sell my services giving custom beatdowns on a contract basis. Send me as much information as you can about yourself and your life, and I'll write you a medium-length essay about why you are wrong, and stupid, and how your only path forward in life depends on realizing as much. All for a small "donation" of course. Also, follow me at OnlyFans/Diplock!

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Goblin King
  • Law Student
Posted
2 hours ago, Diplock said:

I want to sell my services giving custom beatdowns on a contract basis. Send me as much information as you can about yourself and your life, and I'll write you a medium-length essay about why you are wrong, and stupid, and how your only path forward in life depends on realizing as much. All for a small "donation" of course. Also, follow me at OnlyFans/Diplock!

Diplock seems to have figured out how to make some money off of most ls.ca users' secret kink. 

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Renerik
  • Articling Student
Posted (edited)
2 hours ago, Diplock said:

I want to sell my services giving custom beatdowns on a contract basis. Send me as much information as you can about yourself and your life, and I'll write you a medium-length essay about why you are wrong, and stupid, and how your only path forward in life depends on realizing as much. All for a small "donation" of course. Also, follow me at OnlyFans/Diplock!

If I wanted to be made fun of I could just comment something obscenely incorrect and just wait for @BlockedQuebecois to reply for free. 

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Diplock
  • Lawyer
Posted
54 minutes ago, Renerik said:

If I wanted to be made fun of I could just comment something obscenely incorrect and just wait for @BlockedQuebecois to reply for free. 

Yeah. No one wants to buy the cow when the milk is free. That's true. My grandmother has been warning me about that ever since I was a little girl.

Gamgee
  • Law Student
Posted
37 minutes ago, Diplock said:

Yeah. No one wants to buy the cow when the milk is free. That's true. My grandmother has been warning me about that ever since I was a little girl.

Lol reminds me of this gem:

 

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CheeseToast
  • Law Student
Posted (edited)

Just wanted to say I’ve never seen the word “inane” used as frequently anywhere else as it is here. 

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BlockedQuebecois
  • Lawyer
Posted (edited)
41 minutes ago, CheeseToast said:

Just wanted to say I’ve never seen the word “inane” used as frequently anywhere else as it is here. 

Well, have you ever seen as much inanity as you've seen here? 

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artsydork
  • Lawyer
Posted (edited)
1 hour ago, Diplock said:

Yeah. No one wants to buy the cow when the milk is free. That's true. My grandmother has been warning me about that ever since I was a little girl.

Meh, various copyleft organizations have shown that isn't true. Plus so many porn people on twitter posting their thirst traps and getting people to subscribe to their Patreon, Twitch Channel or Onlyfans.  I seem to recall seeing a Patreon for a legal community too 😛 

@Hegdis How many headless grindr profiles we talking about? 

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efrefgg
  • Applicant
Posted (edited)
2 hours ago, Diplock said:

Yeah. No one wants to buy the cow when the milk is free. That's true. My grandmother has been warning me about that ever since I was a little girl.

I think you can still get away with charging a premium, considering the prestigious Diplock brand name - a Diplock reply gives me an air of being amongst the OGs and having more refined tastes. You're the U of T of people who can lecture me online! BQ might reply to me for free, but I can't really show that off to my friends or leverage it to gain admission to exclusive networks, considering the universality of the BQ experience. Quality over quantity, y'all.

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18 minutes ago, efrefgg said:

I think you can still get away with charging a premium, considering the prestigious Diplock brand name - a Diplock reply gives me an air of being amongst the OGs and having more refined tastes. You're the U of T of people who can lecture me online! BQ might reply to me for free, but I can't really show that off to my friends or leverage it to gain admission to exclusive networks, considering the universality of the BQ experience. Quality over quantity, y'all.

I'll have you know that I've received, approximately, 5 likes in the aggregate from Diplock for my posts on ls.ca. If that's not currency, I don't know what is. It's like our very own Erdős number.

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Lawllapalooza
  • Lawyer
Posted
5 hours ago, Diplock said:

 Also, follow me at OnlyFans/Diplock!

Now's as good a time as any to mention that I'll be starting an OnlyFaMs, a subscription service where you watch videos of me reading the Family Law Act aloud while I cry. 

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1 hour ago, Lawllapalooza said:

Now's as good a time as any to mention that I'll be starting an OnlyFaMs, a subscription service where you watch videos of me reading the Family Law Act aloud while I cry. 

You're like our site's very own Japanese messy boy: 

 

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